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*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*
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what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
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i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
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do you ever feel
like a plastic bag
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no mom I can’t go back to school tomorrow i’m still ugly
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long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
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castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
Guys, you know that Tumblr chat thing going around? Well, it isn’t actually made by Tumblr. I emailed tumblr support just to double check and this was their response. I’m not signing up for it cos if my account gets hacked or anything I will cry so I’m not taking any chances.
Please spread this around and let people know just in case so they can make up their minds from there! :)…fuck
…. double fuck
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i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me and then we get married and have children.
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who remembers this annoying bitch on hannah montana
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first i park my car then i fuck your bitch
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oh my god I’m laughing harder than I should be
Rude.
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